What are some of your tea spills about Michael Jackson?

Michael’s marriage to Lisa Marie Presley was a publicity stunt.

• Michael Jackson despised Madonna whom he called a nasty witch. They only shared a date at Oscars 1991 for publicity reasons.He named a python he had after her because he didn’t like her.

• Michael Jackson took Brooke Shields to 1984 grammys because she had requested it. At first he didn’t want to take Brooke and was very upset about it but eventually he did because he did not want to hurt her feelings. He wanted to take Diana Ross instead.

• Michael Jackson fired Tatiana Thumbtzen when she kissed him on stage during his Bad tour at Madisson square New York.

• He didn’t even talk to her when she went to his trailer to say goodbye and he was evasive when he saw her at an Award show a few years later.
• Michael Jackson had many kids friends whom he often dressed like him.

• Michael Jackson was more than happy to announce the last Jackson 5 performance when their victory tour ended in 1984.
• Michael wore wigs or wig pieces and tatooed his hairline as his hair didn’t grow back after the 1984 pyrotechnic accident. His autopsy report stated only frontal, not complete, baldness which is natural given his age and the fact that baldness runs in his family.
• Gene Simmons, who dated Diana Ross in the early 80’s , hated Michael because when he and Diana were intimate she said Michael’s name instead of his.
• Puff Diddy said that Michael Jackson told him he lost his virginity to Diana Ross.

• Michael Jackson was romantically involved with Diana Ross all his life, even when she was married to other men. He even wanted to marry her and was very upset when she married another man in 1985.

• Michael Jackson had permanent tatooed make up on his eyes and lips.
• Michael Jackson told Brett Ratner that as a teenager he had posters of Brooke Shields all over his room and his sisters, Latoya and Janet, were so jealous that they tore them down the walls.

• Michael Jackson brought his pet chimp Bubbles with him when he had tea with the mayor of Osaka, who gave him the key of the town. He used to dress the chimp with designer clothes and he sprayed him with Christian Dior perfume. Apparently Bubbles was better dressed than Michael’s nephews and nieces.

• Even though Pepsi was Michael’s sponsor he hated it as a drink. He even told his lawyer John Branca, who negotiated the terms of Michael’s contract with Pepsi, that he didn’t even want to appear holding a can of Pepsi during the commercial, in which Michael wanted to appear for only three seconds.

• Michael Jackson didn’t like Jennifer Lopez until he saw her once and was surprised by how awfully good she looked, as he said.
• While filming the video for ‘’in the closet’’ Naomi Campbell, Michael’s co star, whispered in his ear “I want to suck your d..k’’ for which Michael Jackson complained to Karen Faye who said ‘’Michael, go tell Naomi I said she can’t do that’’.

• According to Puff Daddy Michael appeared at one of his parties uninvited looking for Beyonce.

• Michael Jackson was the best man for John Branca’s wedding where he appeared with his pet chimp Bubbles dressed in similar outfits. Michael Jackson adored Bubbles so much that his Estate still sends money to the sanctuary the chimp lives now. Michael treated the chimp like a member of his family and proudly hugged Bubbles when he got down on his knees and started dusting the floor when he saw one of the maids doing it. Bubbles, who slept in a crib in Michael’s room, was also trained to use the potty and he would even flush the toilet. Bubbles once bit Quincy Jone’s daugher.

• Michael had to bribe Elisabeth Taylor with a very expensive piece of jewelry so she would attend his 30th Anniversary celebration, the highest rated musical special in tv history in the US, which wrapped up just a few hours before hijacked planes crashed into the world trade center on 9/11. Michael missed an appointment he had in the Twin Towers that day, which saved his life, because he overslept.

• Michael Jackson spent 15–20 million dollars a year more than he made according to a forensic accountant who testified in 2005 trial. He had out of control spending habits.
• Michael Jackson owned the scissorhands from the Tim Burton movie ‘’Edward the Scissorhands’’ starring Johny Depp.

• Michael Jackson requested knighthood form the queen of England which she denied.
• Michael Jackson requested the Pope of Rome to baptise his children but he declined.

• Michael Jackson took his daughter Paris home the moment she was born and froze the placenta in his own refrigerator.
• His sister Janet had not seen her newborn nephew Prince but only several months, maybe years even, after he was born.

• Michael Jackson called his sister Janet a fat cow in his attempt to motivate her to lose weight as she tended to stress eat and thus put on weight.
• Michael Jackson was extremely close with Elizabeth Taylor in the 1990’s. He didn’t care when his family visited him when he was hospitalized with chest pains but he was over the moon to see Taylor when she showed up. His mother said ‘’Elizabeth stole my child’’. Janet Jackson was so concerned about her family’s psychological well being that she paid for the whole family to get therapy. They complained that Michael prefered Elizabeth’s company over them. The therapist told them to try to get over it and move on because in Michael’s mind Elizabeth was his mother.

• Michael Jackson used to steal his mother’s jewelry when he was a kid and gave it to his favourite teacher at school.
• Michael Jackson in the 80’s with Madonna. On the way in Michael Jackson was behind her and stared at her butt.

• Stephanie Mills who went out with Michael Jackson when he was filming the Wiz in New York said that he was a great kisser and looked cute in his underwear. They only kissed as she said but he was very affectionate. She also said she did his laundry then.

• Michael Jackson was a prankster. He pranked Russel Crowe for three years straight even though they had never even met. When Michael Jackson found out that Crowe stayed at hotels under the last name wall he started calling his rooms all the time saying: ‘’Is Mr Wall there? Is Mrs Wall there? Then what’s holding the roof up? Ha ha’’.
• Michael Jackson used to put spiders on his sister’s Latoya’s bed when he was a kid.
• Michael Jackson once declined an invitation to party with Jon Bonjovi. In 1987 they were performing at different arenas but they were staying at the same hotel in Japan. Michael, who had taken over a whole wing of the hotel spent all his time practicing his dancing. Jon Bonjovi invited Michael to their part of the hotel but he never showed up and sent his chimp Bubbles instead. Bon Jovi had a blast two floors below with Bubbles and Michael Jackson was practicing his dancing. Bubbles however partied with BonJovi!!
• According to Quincy Jones after a James Brown concert in 1980 Prince almost ran over Michael Jackson and his sister Latoya with his limo, because unlike Michael who danced and sang for 5 minutes and arguably stole the show, Prince fell off the stage and made a fool of himself.
• When Michael Jackson was 15 two prostitutes were sent to his room by a male family member to make a man of him. He started reading the Bible to them and they ran out of the room crying.
• Michael Jackson fooled around with his Thriller co star playmate Ola Ray on the set of the video. At the same time he was bragging to her about Brooke Shields visiting him on set. Ola Ray said that they flirted and shared some private time in his trailer but they were never intimate because Michael Jackson had eyes for someone else.

• Bubbles the chimp was kidnapped by Jon BonJovi in Paris. Michael who performed in Paris slept in his hotel suite with his pet chimp Bubbles. One day he woke up and he didn’t find Bubbles in his crib. Apparently, Jon Bonjovi, who also performed in Paris , took Bubbles on a boat ride down the Seine.

• Michael Jackson had his own personal clone, Navi. Navi went under the knife to look like Michael Jackson and his full time job was to make people think he was Michael Jackson. Navi once got a phone call at 2 a.m. to be in Japan in a few hous where he was soon mobbed by thousands of Michael Jackson fans, who thought it was actually him while the real Michael Jackson got away mob free. The crazy thing is not that Michael Jackson had a body double but that he actually needed one.
• Michael Jackson had a half sister, his father’s illegitimate daughter with his lifelong mistress , whom his mother Katherine called the bastard. Upon their first meeting his half sister alleged he was rather cold and distant towards her as was the entire Jackson family but he was really interested in her daughter.

• Michael Jackson and his sister Janet when very young imagined their father dead in a coffin and they would later ask each other if they felt sad. They both answered no. Michael Jackson, who was regularly whipped as a boy, admitted that he felt sick to his stomach and once even fainted when he performed in his father’s presence.
• He would see his family members, except his mother Katherine, only if they made an appointment first.
• Michael Jackson didn’t believe Britney Spears would have a successful career in music as he believed that she didn’t understand the importance of mystery.

• Michael Jackson leaked to the Press himself the story of him sleeping in an oxygen chamber and that he wanted to buy the Elephant man’s bones for publicity only to be nicknamed wacko jacko, which he resented.

• Michael Jackson slept with a baby porcelain doll and had pictures of unknown babies in his bedroom at his 100000 dollar per month rented house in Los Angeles before he died.

• Michael Jackson was afraid of small dogs because he was bitten once by one.
• Michael Jackson stared at Oprah Winfrey’s behind during an interview in 1993.

• After Michael Jackson infamously dangled his baby over a balcony in a hotel in Berlin Cher said that Michael was crazy and should not have been allowed to have children.

• Michael Jackson had uncontrollable erections on stage especially when his female fans hugged him.

• Brooke Shields initiated sex with Michael Jackson but he chickened out, which he later regretted. Though not officially he proposed to her several times and he wanted to raise many adoptive children with her.

• His bodyguads carried the 1939 best film oscar statue for Gone with the wind, which he bought in 1999 for 1,5 million dollars, so they could sell it in case Michael needed cash. His bodyguards also claimed that Michael’s credit cards were declined and they were asked to leave hotels. They also said they were unpaid for months. Michael Jackson’s finances were in dire straits before he died.
• According to Michael’s bodyguards he dated two women at the same time nicknamed ‘’flower’’ and ‘’friend’’. Pharrel Williams also said that when he first met Michael he was accompanied by two beautiful women, with one of whom he shared a passionate kiss in front of him.
• Michael Jackson was so despondent before he announced his series of final comeback tour ‘’This is it’’ that Randy Philips had to slap him to phych him up. According to the leaked AEG chief executives e mails they referred to Michael Jackson as ‘’the freak’’. Randy Philips was fired even though the Jackson family lost the AEG wrongful death trial in 2013.
• Michael Jackson changed his phone number very often, maybe even on a weekly basis.
• He always claimed he only had two cosmetic surgeries but his autopsy report showed he had a lot more. In fact, his Thriller co star Ola Ray was helping him powder his very shiny nose until the frustrated make up artist told her: ‘’do you know how many nose jobs he ‘s had?’’
• According to Oprah Winfrey Michael Jackson did not allow her to show any pictures of him when he was a teenager because he hated the way he looked then. During that time it is said that he even avoided looking himself at the mirror.

• Michael Jackson was a Playboy and Hustler subscriber. When he dated Tatum O neal they visited Hugh Hefner’s mansion where they allegedly swam naked in the swimming pool. Michael in an interview he gave then denied they were naked and said they had their bathing costumes on. Tatum O neal in her autobiography claims that Michael’s song ‘’she is out of my life’’ was written for her after their break up. Michael broke up with her after the racist Wiz incident as she didn’t attend his premiere, ill advised by her then managing agent who didn’t approve of the total black cast.
• According to Frank Cascio Michael Jackson, though a health freak, had a few marijuana moments as Barry Gibb convinced him that pot can bring inspiration so they lit a joint in the recording studio. Also, rotten pot was found in his bedroom when he died, yet, according to his autopsy report no other drugs, illegal or otherwise, than the ones Murray administered to him were found in his body. Also, the pot was rotten, which is why they thought it was heroin at first. Apparently, he never used the pot, which is why it went bad.
• Michael’s and Freddie Mercury’s friendship went sour because Michael insisted on bringing his llama to the recording studio.

• Michael Jackson had no artherioscleriosis, which is extremely rare for a man at the age of fifty.
• Michael Jackson hated ageing, he thought it the ugliest thing.
• According to Karen Faye Michael Jackson fired her during his history tour in 1997 because his then wife Debbie Rowe was jealous of her. Apparently, Debbie Rowe was in love with Michael Jackson and wanted to be with him. Tatiana Thumbtzen however said the exact same thing about Faye. Tatiana claimed that Karen looked at her with jealousy when she worked with Michael on his bad tour.
• Michael Jackson was a very bad driver.
• Michael Jackson wrote in his will that he intentionally omitted his first wife Deborah Jeanne Rowe Jackson.